Sunday, December 24, 2006

Sometimes I really hate the holidays... You know why?



Simply because I am GROWING HORIZONTALLY!!!! Eeee!!! Looking more and more like I'm going to be obese soon... Upgrade from FAT to OBESE.. Damn li hai sia. Kaoz... Maybe I should juz go and tio TOTO, then go for lipo lah. At least it's faster than dieting and exercising... Tio bo? Dun you agree? But have to suffer the pain of surgery sia, hmmm maybe not lah.. WAHhaha


WAHHAHA... And my newly purchased gym gear, haven even use once yet... New shoes, new shorts, new everything... WA LAO... They are practically shouting to me, "OI!!! FASTER GET UR FAT BUTT TO THE GYM!!! RUN!! JOG!!! DUN GEI SIAO LAH!"


Intimidated by my own stuffs, I think I'm going nuts soon... Maybe because I see too many skinny and slim ppl ard me nowadays... PRESSURE PRESSURE... Ahhhh! "I can't TAKE IT anYmore!!!!" *pulling hair, sCREAming* WA lao, damn drama, I'm such a drama queen -_-"


PLssss... Even when u see/realised that Ive put on like 10 kg.... (I think I have) Juz keep to yourself lah. You know, it's actually Rude to tell a person that he/she is FAT/plump/ba ba/rou rou/chubby/you fu qi/ all other words related to being FAT, etc.... That person will simply be hurt or will think you're such a meanie... *heart breaking sound* SO! Never ever comment on a person's weight or appearance. Even if you didn't meant anything bad lah... Ppl will just interpret it another way... Something like ---> "WHooo... I really LIKE ur chubby face, you look damn CUTE!" or "Rou rou de then gt Fu qi mah."


Eh pls lor, even if you think it's okay, it simply means FAT... Try getting those comments from other ppl lah, I think you most PROBABLY be soo affected, that you urself will start dieting and exercising the next min! I suspect some will even hide under their bedsheets and cry!! Eh, really lah! I'm not kidding sia...




But still, I can't deny it... I'm simply FAT -_- HA HA HA * cold laughter*


p.s : I HATE the school term much more than the holidays... It's like DUH!

I shall continue to enjoy my holidays ( 1 week left) and get fat.....

Posted by JiaLinG at 2:22 AM