Saturday, September 22, 2007

Crap

Do you believe in karma? I think I do. I even think it will accumulate in ur Past Life and is transferred over to your present life. Same theory like how you transfer unabsorbed capital allowances and losses from previous year to your current year of assessment. (I'm a accountant to be, pardon my chimology here.)



Okay. Xw and me used to joke about our singlehood (nt used to, we still do). We crap, laff and tease each other abt it. It's just lk 苦中作乐. Why I'm SOOOoo freaking single/unattached/bo lang ai this moment? Simple because I'm such a FLIRT in my past life! I'm a freaking 花花公子!! Those that will 骗 any other 良家妇女 on the streets. I go ard and breaks ppl's heart. YEAP, I am sooooo certain that I'm a guy in my past life, coz only a guy can openly flirt and 到处留情. Why did I suddenly thought abt blogging this? Even it's so crappy? hahaha.. I just lk to share lah. It's such a nonsensical "theory" but who cares right? hahahahaa Besides, I told Esther that I'm going to blog abt it anyway. haha


Esther and I were just talkin abt the 5 mil Toto on Friday lah. She mentioned that if she ever kena the first prize, she must have done plenty of good deeds in her past life! So, when she said that, I just can't help it but to share with her my siao theory. Gib u an overview abt our atrocious behavior in the PAST... hahahaha .. AND YA! All of us were BOYS/GUYS/MEN/ LELAKI in our past life, because only they can be that 花！All character will be him/he.


ME - The most 花， 花花公子 you can find. I travel with my entourage and create havoc whenever we can. When I set my eyes on any girl, I will try means and ways to get her.. hahahaha. I may look damn nice, 玉树临风, but deep down I am such a 王八蛋 as I just flirt too much with the gals ard me. It's lk the worst of the WORSE. My occupation? I dun have any, I was born in a well to do family and I lived to spend my family's fortune away. -_- 无业游民but a RICH one.


Ginger - A part of my entourage. We travel together and is one of my best pals. Level of 花， near to my level lah but then he is still a kinda nice person deep down. Got a long time gf, but also lk to follow me ard and ka jiao gals. I am his influential fren which cause him to be this flirtatious. He got a heart de, not lk me. I don't care, nor feel guilty about flirting that much! hahaha. ABIT 重色轻友, GF still first in his heart.


ESTee - *disclaimer: this is from her, and I myself tot it's very creative* He is a "pimp". He works in a "club" and introduce gals to me. So tt's how I know him. Don't think pimp dunno how to enjoy okay. He keeps all the good quality ones to himself. 好货色自己收. hahaha I am his customer/fren lah. Tt's how I know him. Part of the entourage, hang out with me when he gt the time, or else usually busy workin sia, In his club. -_- *last time he work in club, tt's why now she dun go clubbing at all* hahahah


Doko - This one is tough one to create. Okay, I named him the 斯文败类. why? He damn subtle in flirting but is one good high level flirter sia. How does he capture the hearts of the gals? SIMPLE. He sent them 情书 and write them 情诗. 高不高招？hahaha. Usually don't hang with me, only during weekends lah. Have to be a 乖宝宝 and works at his daddy's big TEXTILE company. *last time make textile de, make good money sia, tt's why it's incorporated here* He is my advicer when I'm in need. BERY intelligent flirter.


All the above character are purely for fun and they're crazy. It's written at 2 in the morning. Pardon me. But I can't help it. I still have plenty of creative juices left inside of my brain. If any of you wants to be included in the list. Let me know. I will try my BEST to create the character for u! EStee say that If medi*corp employ either her or me as script writers, no body will appreaciate us and throw 臭鸡蛋 at us. BUT I still think I'm good at this sia. I've always been good in story plotting, but sometimes (or should I say all the time) I don't make alot of sense. But then, If it makes sense, it wun be funny ANYMORE wat! hahahaha



Btw, I need to do more more more good deeds now! So I won't so 可怜 next life. hahahha -_-"

Posted by JiaLinG at 2:19 AM